Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.