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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 64.19 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea -- let's play 'Twenty Questions!'" "'Twenty Questions?' How do you play?" "You ask me questions and try to guess what I'm thinking of." "Okay. But you have to write down what you're thinking of so I know you're not cheating." The man agrees, and writes down 'moosecock' on a small piece of paper. "Okay, I got a question. Does it taste good?" "Uhh...I guess so." "Is it moosecock?"
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has 64.19 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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has 64.16 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time, wife
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 64.16 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday." Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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has 64.10 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military
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