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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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has 64.09 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: sex
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