Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.