Joke #8880

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!