Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."