Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
