Joke #8880

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.