Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.