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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench in front of a large pond. On the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff. The wife turns to hubby and says, "I could really go for an ice cream cone." Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one." Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down." Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?" Wife says, "Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles." Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember. Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns. The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost?" The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted." The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries! Wife says, "I knew you you should have written the order down." Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there." To which the wife replies, "No, it's not... look, you forgot the pickles!"
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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