Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system