Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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