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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her feet.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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