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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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