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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: memory, Valentines day, wife
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
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