Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.