Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?"
Patient: "I think I’m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Sheila."
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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