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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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