Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.