If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.