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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: hipster, life, work
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, travel
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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