Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.