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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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