Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Vote:
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars?
Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.