A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.