Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Vote:
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.