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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.22 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 63.22 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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