Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...