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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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