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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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