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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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