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What does a man call true love? An erection.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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If you catch a man…throw him back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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