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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger! Beware of Dog’. He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor. ‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper. ‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper. ‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
"Hi! My name is Gertrude," said the lady next to him on the plane. "It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m so excited! I remember when he was just a little thumbkin and now he’s already three! It’s really hard to believe. He’s the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen! You know what? Hold on, I think I might have a picture on me. Let me take a look in my purse, yes, here it is, just look at him, isn’t he adorable. Do you see his dimple on his left cheek? Simply adorable! I could stare at his picture all day. Oh my, and you should hear him on the phone! He is just the cutest, he says to me in the cutest voice 'Hi Grandma!' It just gets me all teary eyed." After what seemed like two hours for the poor man sitting next to her, Gertrude seemed to realize that perhaps she was talking a bit too much. "You know, I feel terrible! Here I am just talking and talking without letting you get in a word edgewise! Tell me.. what do you think about my Grandson!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: old people
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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