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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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