Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.