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The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur.
"One spur?" asked the saddler.
"Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?"
"No, just one," replied the horseman.
"If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"