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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
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