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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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