Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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