Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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