Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Vote:
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Vote:
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Vote:
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Vote:
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Vote: