Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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