Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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