Joke #9497

Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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