Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.