Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.