Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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