Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.