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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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