Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.