Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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