Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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