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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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