Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?" The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."