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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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has 63.77 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, little Johnny, teacher
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.76 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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has 63.76 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.76 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
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