Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.