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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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