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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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