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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?" The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
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