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Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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