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Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.76 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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