Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.