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A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, old people
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
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