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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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