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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps
Los Angeles Homeless...
Homeless people here are different.
You ever notice that?
Our homeless people are serious, man.
They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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