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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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has 63.76 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: drug
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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