Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.