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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
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