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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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