Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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