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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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