Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.