Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.