Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.