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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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