How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it. 
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea, let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies.
"Get your own blanket."
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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