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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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