He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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