He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.