He opens the door then turns the handle.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.