He opens the door then turns the handle.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.