He opens the door then turns the handle.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.