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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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