He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.