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A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 63.74 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
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