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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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