There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina." The old man says, "I hope so. You sure don't have cute tits."
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.