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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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