Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea, let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies.
"Get your own blanket."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.