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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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This guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and places a bottle of prescribe medication on the bar, the man sitting next to him says, "What is that?" The guy says, "These are smart pills," you take one and it makes you smarter. The half drunk man says, "Your joking aren't you? and the guy says, "No I am not." So the drunk says to the bar tender, "Give a large glass of beer." The drunk opens the bottle and takes a pill and washes it down. A few minutes later the drunk says, "I don't feel smarter." and the guy says, "Well some people require more than one pill." So the drunk takes another pill and washes it down and few minutes later he says, "I still don't feel any smarter. So the drunk says, "Hey,let me see those pills," the drunk takes a pill and smells it and says," it smells like shit and he tastes it and says, "It tastes like shit." The guy says, "See! your getting smartes allready."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, relationship, time, wife
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, medical, viagra
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dog, wine
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, work
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