Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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