Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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