Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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