Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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