Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.