Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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