Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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