Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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