Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.