A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.