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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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