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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She'd say "Knock knock." We'd say "Who's there?". Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: old people
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, student
Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning. The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said to her, "what are you doing..baking..at this time of the night" ?
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, time, wife
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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