Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.