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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!" All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?" "Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
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