Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.