Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping.
‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says.
She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor...
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.
He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.
The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog perform other tricks?'.
'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'.
Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar.
She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.
The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the dog, 'OK.
Just ONE more time, let me show you how it's done".
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!