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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
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Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, old people
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
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