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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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