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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"
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has 62.96 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, doctor, gay
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
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has 62.95 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex, wife
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 62.94 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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