Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
One step forward, 12 floors down.
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.