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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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