Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast.
At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better.
The man said that he actually felt worse.
“Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked.
“No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.