Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.