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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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