Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.