What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.