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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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