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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 66.20 % from 644 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total waste of space!
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, time
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 66.18 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: sex
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dirty, sex
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
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