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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 62.85 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking? ‘Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.’ Jackie Mason
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, divorce, money
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
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