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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, divorce, money
There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 62.76 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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has 62.74 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 62.71 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.71 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: school
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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