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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
If you want to drive your wife crazy don’t talk in your sleep, just smile.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
3 old friends meet each other unexpectedly in Paris. Since they haven't seen each other in decades, they decide to celebrate by going out. They decide that they would go to the Eiffel Tower. When they arrived, there was a guard there next to a sign that read "if you can drop your watch from the top of the Eiffel Tower, run all the way down the stairs and catch it on the floor, you will win 10 million dollars. The men decided to try it. The first one went up, dropped his watch, sprinted all the way down and looked up, but his watch wasn't there, so he looked down and there was his watch, shattered into pieces of gears and parts. "Impossible," he said to his friends. The second Man thought that maybe he was too slow, so he went up, dropped his watch, then practically jumped Down the steps, and looked up, but it wasn't there. He looked down, and the remains of his watch were right next to his friends' watch. "Impossible," he said to the third man. But the third man tried anyway. He went up, dropped his watch, then took his time going down, taking 25 minutes to get down the steps. When he finally went down, he looked at the local clock and waited 5 minutes, then he looked up and caught his watch. Everyone was shocked, and as the guard was counting up the money, he asked: "how did you do that?" The man looked at him and replied: "my watch is 30 minutes late."
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has 62.36 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: friendship, money, old people, time, travel
[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: history, teacher
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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has 62.36 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: animal
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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