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A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 62.24 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" "If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?" The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, travel
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ginger
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
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