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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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