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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 62.76 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.75 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
The bartender said "Sorry,we don't serve time travelers." Two time travelers walk into a bar.
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: bar, time, travel
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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has 62.74 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 62.69 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
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