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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina." The old man says, "I hope so. You sure don't have cute tits."
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends. He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped." A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape. When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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