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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What are the three rings of marriage? A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wedding
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Once upon a time, there was a very happy, long-married couple who ran a small farm. They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially. The wife complained for years, pleaded – in vain. "One day, you'll spill your guts out, you mark my words!" was the lady's frequent closing warning. Then one Thanksgiving morning, gutting the turkey, she had a stroke of genius. She took all the turkey's guts and went to their bedroom and quietly slipped them under the still sleeping man's covers. "That'll teach him!" she thought with satisfaction and went back to her work. At 10 the man was still nowhere to be seen – quite shocking for a farmer – and she was starting to worry when finally her husband came down – walking a little strange, wearing an even stranger expression. "You were right about the farting, Ida," he panted, "I'm ashamed to admit that I did fart my guts out. But with the help of our Lord and these two fingers, all is right again!"
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, fart, Thanksgiving, time
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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