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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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