Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house".
A: Where's the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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