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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said: "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear." "If you know that, why are you changing shoes?" "Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
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