Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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