Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Man goes to the doctors and sayes "Doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking !" Doctor replies "Do you drink much ?" Man says "no, I spill most of it !"
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.