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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 62.02 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 62.01 % from 919 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fart
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.99 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 61.97 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
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