A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.