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A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking?" The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?" "No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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