Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Once upon a time, there was a very happy, long-married couple who ran a small farm. They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially. The wife complained for years, pleaded – in vain. "One day, you'll spill your guts out, you mark my words!" was the lady's frequent closing warning. Then one Thanksgiving morning, gutting the turkey, she had a stroke of genius. She took all the turkey's guts and went to their bedroom and quietly slipped them under the still sleeping man's covers. "That'll teach him!" she thought with satisfaction and went back to her work. At 10 the man was still nowhere to be seen – quite shocking for a farmer – and she was starting to worry when finally her husband came down – walking a little strange, wearing an even stranger expression. "You were right about the farting, Ida," he panted, "I'm ashamed to admit that I did fart my guts out. But with the help of our Lord and these two fingers, all is right again!"
has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, fart, Thanksgiving, time
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
has 61.91 % from 922 votes. More jokes about: black people
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas, fart, life
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
has 61.90 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
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