What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!