Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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