Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!