Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!