A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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