A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist.
At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart.
A man laughs.
Another man asks him why he laughed.
He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."