Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much. 
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.