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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
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