Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.