Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.