Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.