Joke #13012

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 33 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Vote: has 65.19 % from 33 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Vote: has 85.92 % from 534 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Vote: has 65.01 % from 93 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game