Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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At Night.
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Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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