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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Two men are chatting; "My son asked me: 'Daddy, where do children come from?'" "It's not a big deal... Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years." "Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is... married... for five years!"
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, marriage
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.87 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.87 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
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