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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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