Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.