Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand.
Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.
Either side of my bed.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.