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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.23 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.21 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
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