A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York.
At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady.
What are both men thinking?
Don't look down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,
"The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.