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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: drug, ethnic, fitness
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.02 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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