Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Vote:
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!