Best jokes ever

A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
Vote:
has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Vote:
has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
Vote:
has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Vote:
has 61.33 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
Vote:
has 61.33 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
Vote:
has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Vote:
has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Vote:
has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<585586587588
More jokes →
Page 585 of 1428.