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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 61.87 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.87 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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has 61.85 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex, wife
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened." Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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has 61.84 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drunk, husband, marriage, women
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 61.81 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids, travel
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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has 61.72 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: animal
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