Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house".
A: Where's the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Vote:
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote:
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.