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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 61.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: winter
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
An alcoholic walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, stupid, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, wife
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
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