He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet."
Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.