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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, money, wife
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
has 65.10 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continues to do this until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "No chance! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm winning!"
has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that." The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!"
has 65.05 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: god, little Johnny, priest
I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
has 65.03 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
has 65.02 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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