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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
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Doctor to woman: "What is the matter about your husband?" Woman: "He is worrying about MONEY." Doctor: "I think I can relieve him of that."
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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