Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.