Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.