What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?"
"It's over!"
"Over? Why, what happened?"
"We got married..."
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
An old man was accounting manager in a company.
Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back.
After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died.
After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"
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