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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Male walks into a bar with a lump of concrete under his arm he says "I'll have a pint of beer and one for the road ".
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There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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