Q: Why did the students study in the airplane? A: Because they wanted higher grades.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.