"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?"
"It's over!"
"Over? Why, what happened?"
"We got married..."
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
Vote:
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
Vote:
A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig.
She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.
"Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?"
"That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.