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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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