Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?"
"It's over!"
"Over? Why, what happened?"
"We got married..."
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Male walks into a bar with a lump of concrete under his arm he says "I'll have a pint of beer and one for the road ".
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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