Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.