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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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