Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Male walks into a bar with a lump of concrete under his arm he says "I'll have a pint of beer and one for the road ".
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
