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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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