Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.