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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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