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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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