You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Q: What's in the wardrobe? A: Narnia business.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.