Best jokes ever

I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, food, kids
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
Vote:
has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
Vote:
has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Vote:
has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
<<<624625626627
More jokes →
Page 624 of 1427.