Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?