"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.