A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.
His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.
"Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."
"I know!" grinned the patient.
"But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.
As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her.
She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!”
To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
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Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."