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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, men, women
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.33 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.
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has 64.33 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 64.30 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
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