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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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