When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!