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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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