Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!