What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry Ive got you covered!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside.
It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper.
"Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go... I... I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I’m afraid I also was theone who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion..."
"That’s all right dearest; don’t even give it a second thought." said Bill. "I have a small confession too. I’m the one who poisoned you."
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
Vote:
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man.
The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? "
The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.