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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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