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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
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