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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: travel, winter
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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