Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man.
The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? "
The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.