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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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