Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.