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Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’ Woman, ‘You might be. Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
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Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 64.42 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute."
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has 64.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: couple, husband, marriage, sex
I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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has 64.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, old people
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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