Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...