Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse.
One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet."
They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?"
The other replies, "I'm having a ball!"
Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.