Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.