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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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