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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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