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What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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has 62.75 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: math
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 62.72 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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