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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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