Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.