Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.