Joke #4874

Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.