Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.