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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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