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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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