Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.