Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!