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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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