Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.