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As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama." Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!" Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!" Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!" Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: winter
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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