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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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