Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.