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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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