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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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