Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
I before E except after Chuck.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.