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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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