Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…