Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know.
The brunette's word is "quizzical."
The redhead's word is "sardonic."
The blonde's word is "di*k."
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Vote:
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.