Best jokes ever

Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can break air.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel