How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.