Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.