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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
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