The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.