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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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