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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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