What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.