What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
I before E except after Chuck.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.