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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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