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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A: Place to hang their air freshener.
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