A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me."
Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure."
Friend: "What do you do?"
Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?