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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose. Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken... A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that. Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out the underpants. What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear. What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can. One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, doctor, sex
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.67 % from 1008 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 59.66 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
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has 59.66 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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has 59.63 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: sex
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.63 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
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