Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.