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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 63.99 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 63.98 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !" "What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks. "All of them!"
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has 63.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, time, wife
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
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has 63.95 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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has 63.94 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time, wife
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