Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other.
After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it.
Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?"
"Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response.
Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me."
Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure."
Friend: "What do you do?"
Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".