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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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