Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
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A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Q: How do you drown a hipster?
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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