Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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The ground is afraid to break it.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't.
Look at their oddball requests:
A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard.
A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german.
A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck.
A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.