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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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