What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.