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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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