Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.