Four men were stranded in a desert.
Suddenly, 1 of them died.
The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver."
The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest."
The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?