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Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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