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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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